“Can I be your friend?”
Hello Mr Berry,
Widowed of Miami,
It’s flattering to hear
that you would like to get to know me.
But alas I fear your profile,
while designed to be appealing.
is preying on the gullible
and giving me bad feelings.
I suspect you really are a bot,
so it will come to as no surprise,
when I block your profile,
and delete,
friend request DENIED!